Pidkemhas is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, self-confident dove.

Pidkemhas created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Pidkemhas, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pidkemhas, she will not care at all.

Pidkemhas' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Pidkemhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Geese are not to be trusted.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Never talk about nebulae.