Voncabbunvil is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, dishonourable eagle.

Voncabbunvil created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Voncabbunvil, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Voncabbunvil, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Voncabbunvil's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Voncabbunvil's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Retreat if five porpoises approach from the north.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never go into brown rooms.