Davdamwegpasgigyikquimdag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, clever centaur.

Davdamwegpasgigyikquimdag created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davdamwegpasgigyikquimdag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Davdamwegpasgigyikquimdag, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Davdamwegpasgigyikquimdag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Davdamwegpasgigyikquimdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

2. Always wash your arms before prayer.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Retreat if four frogs approach from the west.