Kan is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, tranquil rat.

Kan created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kan, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Kan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Fast once a month.