Negfedbif is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, boastful hamster.

Negfedbif created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negfedbif, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Negfedbif, she will make you grow a tail.

Negfedbif's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Negfedbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Never wear black rings.