Banstanquat is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody
goose.
Banstanquat created an electron eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Banstanquat, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Banstanquat, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Banstanquat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Banstanquat's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Banstanquat seven times a day.
2. Never leap near mice.
3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Banstanquat on top of all buildings.
4. Horses are not to be trusted.
5. Do not jump in public.