Tigdutfob is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful snake.

Tigdutfob created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigdutfob, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tigdutfob, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tigdutfob's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Tigdutfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tigdutfob's name in vain.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always help doves.

5. Pray towards the south.