Fadrullgub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic tapir.

Fadrullgub created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Fadrullgub, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fadrullgub, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fadrullgub's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fadrullgub's Holy Commandments

1. Fadrullgub loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Never wear mauve shirts.