Bonkhimnill is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing pig.

Bonkhimnill created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkhimnill, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bonkhimnill, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bonkhimnill's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bonkhimnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.