Ragcapwap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable eagle.

Ragcapwap created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragcapwap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ragcapwap, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ragcapwap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Ragcapwap's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ragcapwap.

2. Always obey Ragcapwap's priests.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not stand on grass.