Nigvenont is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing lizard.

Nigvenont created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigvenont, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nigvenont, it will strike you with lightening.

Nigvenont's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nigvenont's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.