Japvinquill is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, pitiless rhinoceros.

Japvinquill created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japvinquill, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Japvinquill, she will turn you into a rock.

Japvinquill's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Japvinquill's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Japvinquill in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Erect nine gold sculptures of Japvinquill on top of important buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.