Shavrapyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust fairy.

Shavrapyarl created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavrapyarl, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Shavrapyarl, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Shavrapyarl's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Shavrapyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Never laugh in the presence of voles.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Always stare at clouds.