Bafkanlag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical dragon.

Bafkanlag created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Bafkanlag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bafkanlag, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bafkanlag's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bafkanlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dogs.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bafkanlag.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never think about dark matter.