Jangamjarnhap is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, effective swan.

Jangamjarnhap created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jangamjarnhap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jangamjarnhap, he will strike you with lightening.

Jangamjarnhap's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Jangamjarnhap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.