Kophudnutman is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, awe-inspiring otter.

Kophudnutman created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kophudnutman, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kophudnutman, it will destroy your favourite star.

Kophudnutman's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Kophudnutman's Holy Commandments

1. Kophudnutman loves voles, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near swans while wearing yellow coats and balancing seven silicon spheres on your back.