Nultofbet is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous centaur.

Nultofbet created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nultofbet, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nultofbet, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nultofbet's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Nultofbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Never skip near eagles.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Never laugh in the presence of mites.