Wodsterbim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful unicorn.

Wodsterbim created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodsterbim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wodsterbim, it will strike you with lightening.

Wodsterbim's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wodsterbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Never feed turnips to pigs while wearing coats.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not commit murder.