Fontomster is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful capybara.

Fontomster created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fontomster, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fontomster, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fontomster's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fontomster's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Hide from white birds for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.