Xendadhakwat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable swallow.

Xendadhakwat created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xendadhakwat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xendadhakwat, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Xendadhakwat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Xendadhakwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not place nuts upon stone.

4. Never eat turnips on holy days.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.