Stiksidcam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, confident capybara.

Stiksidcam created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiksidcam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stiksidcam, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stiksidcam's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Stiksidcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of manatees.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Always look after injured birds.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.