Nibgepyog is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, able fairy.

Nibgepyog created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibgepyog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nibgepyog, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nibgepyog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nibgepyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not take Nibgepyog's name in vain.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat parsnips.