Megbisslop is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, thoughtless coyote.

Megbisslop created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Megbisslop, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Megbisslop, she will turn you into a mouse.

Megbisslop's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Megbisslop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Sharks are not to be trusted.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.