Vighak is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful hippopotamus.

Vighak created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vighak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vighak, it will ignore you.

Vighak's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Vighak's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Vighak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Run away if five manatees approach from the west.

4. Retreat if three hamsters approach from the east.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.