Nulwanyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered unicorn.

Nulwanyatt created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulwanyatt, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nulwanyatt, it will turn you into a slug.

Nulwanyatt's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nulwanyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

2. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.