Cibgettof is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, vain owl.

Cibgettof created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibgettof, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cibgettof, it will turn you into a mole.

Cibgettof's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cibgettof's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight mice approach from the north.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about special relativity near badgers while wearing green tights and balancing six aluminium spheres on your face.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cibgettof.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.