Dinvigwabflisrotyarpbast is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous bee.

Dinvigwabflisrotyarpbast created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinvigwabflisrotyarpbast, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dinvigwabflisrotyarpbast, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dinvigwabflisrotyarpbast's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dinvigwabflisrotyarpbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.