Rapdidwik Ragnutpark is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent spider.

Rapdidwik Ragnutpark created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapdidwik Ragnutpark, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rapdidwik Ragnutpark, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Rapdidwik Ragnutpark's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Rapdidwik Ragnutpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rapdidwik Ragnutpark.

5. Never feed figs to squirrels while wearing cyan shoes.