Sisnul is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, caring
meerkat.
Sisnul created the Sol system eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Sisnul, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Sisnul, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Sisnul's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Sisnul's Holy Commandments1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Do not wear red clothing.
3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.
4. Never paint your back cyan.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.