Sisnul is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, caring meerkat.

Sisnul created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sisnul, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sisnul, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Sisnul's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Sisnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Never paint your back cyan.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.