Tafbunzed is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, confident wombat.

Tafbunzed created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafbunzed, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tafbunzed, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tafbunzed's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tafbunzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tafbunzed.