Flispibyok is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, compassionate cobra.

Flispibyok created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flispibyok, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flispibyok, she will turn you into a dog.

Flispibyok's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Flispibyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Flispibyok on top of important buildings.

5. Pray towards the west.