Limontfobhas is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest lizard.

Limontfobhas created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limontfobhas, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Limontfobhas, it will come to you in dreams.

Limontfobhas' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Limontfobhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of ducks.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.