Negfedfid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish manatee.

Negfedfid created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Negfedfid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Negfedfid, it will turn you into a duck.

Negfedfid's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Negfedfid's Holy Commandments

1. Negfedfid loves whales, so they must be respected.

2. Never feed lots of peas to dogs while wearing orange scarves.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Never laugh in the presence of nematodes.

5. Do not stand on grass.