Dossvabflab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, slow goblin.

Dossvabflab created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Dossvabflab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dossvabflab, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Dossvabflab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dossvabflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not keep four hamsters in a large pit.