Arnligstantam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, able cobra.

Arnligstantam created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Arnligstantam, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arnligstantam, it will ignore you.

Arnligstantam's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Arnligstantam's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Never allow swans to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never talk about dark matter near pigs while wearing orange coats and balancing five platinum spheres on your chest.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.