Kimruttflag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, thoughtless dove.

Kimruttflag created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimruttflag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kimruttflag, he will turn you into a puffin.

Kimruttflag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kimruttflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Kimruttflag.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Run away from gray hamsters, for they are unholy.