Gup is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, caring human.

Gup created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gup, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gup, she will destroy your home solar system.

Gup's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gup's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Never wear mauve trousers.