Komruttjarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, weak crane.

Komruttjarn created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komruttjarn, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Komruttjarn, she will be very unhappy.

Komruttjarn's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Komruttjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Komruttjarn.

2. Never wear purple scarves.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near bats while wearing orange shorts and balancing nine nickel spheres on your legs.

5. Never write about chromosomes.