Narrentar is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, awesome jaguar.

Narrentar created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Narrentar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Narrentar, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Narrentar's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Narrentar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Do not chop down trees.