Largtapnil is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident aardvark.

Largtapnil created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largtapnil, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Largtapnil, she will not invite you to parties.

Largtapnil's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Largtapnil's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide from green hamsters for they are unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.