Dudvildag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, dishonourable wyvern.

Dudvildag created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudvildag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dudvildag, it will curse you with boils.

Dudvildag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dudvildag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Dudvildag on top of important buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear gray coats.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.