Dussakcad Listrulzim is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, sage
raccoon.
Dussakcad Listrulzim created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dussakcad Listrulzim, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Dussakcad Listrulzim, it will have a low opinion of you.
Dussakcad Listrulzim's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Dussakcad Listrulzim's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Always look after injured tortoises.
4. Feed all hungry snakes.
5. Always take life seriously.