Flagmetloop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful zebra.

Flagmetloop created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagmetloop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flagmetloop, she will jump up and down on your head.

Flagmetloop's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Flagmetloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not stand on grass.