Mislunkab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, resourceful tortoise.

Mislunkab created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mislunkab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mislunkab, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mislunkab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Mislunkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never paint your chest mauve.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Do not make images of living things.