Likbastwee Fumkomfob is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering hyena.

Likbastwee Fumkomfob created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likbastwee Fumkomfob, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Likbastwee Fumkomfob, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Likbastwee Fumkomfob's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Likbastwee Fumkomfob's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Hide if nine snails approach from the west.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the east.

5. Do not cook food in pots.