Pibrakbegfadtab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, vain warg.

Pibrakbegfadtab created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibrakbegfadtab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pibrakbegfadtab, he will destroy your home solar system.

Pibrakbegfadtab's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Pibrakbegfadtab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan dogs for they are unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near otters while wearing magenta kilts and balancing eight zinc spheres on your back.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pibrakbegfadtab.

5. Retreat if six turtles approach from the east.