Sandgepbid Sastitvil is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy hippopotamus.

Sandgepbid Sastitvil created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandgepbid Sastitvil, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sandgepbid Sastitvil, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sandgepbid Sastitvil's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sandgepbid Sastitvil's Holy Commandments

1. Sandgepbid Sastitvil must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not take Sandgepbid Sastitvil's name in vain.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Feed all hungry great tits.

5. Never hurt capybaras.