Rawpansit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective gnu.

Rawpansit created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawpansit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rawpansit, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rawpansit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Rawpansit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about spacetime near grasshopers while wearing magenta scarves and balancing three gold spheres on your feet.

3. Never feed oranges to dogs while wearing indigo ear rings.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.