Bonkgebven is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, vain chinchilla.

Bonkgebven created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkgebven, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bonkgebven, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bonkgebven's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bonkgebven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Hide from yellow sharks for they are unholy.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.