Dadbabtun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful shrew.

Dadbabtun created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadbabtun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dadbabtun, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dadbabtun's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dadbabtun's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. Do not take Dadbabtun's name in vain.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never eat bark.