Gofcipstik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast slug.

Gofcipstik created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofcipstik, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gofcipstik, she will think nothing of it.

Gofcipstik's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gofcipstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Always obey Gofcipstik's priests.

5. Never think about gravity.