Nakveenbut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy fox.

Nakveenbut created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakveenbut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nakveenbut, he will turn you into a goat.

Nakveenbut's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nakveenbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must love Nakveenbut.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never wear trousers.