Jabjipsog is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, proud crow.

Jabjipsog created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jabjipsog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jabjipsog, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jabjipsog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Jabjipsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jabjipsog.